Such is my life, that this young man lives in my home, a sweet and cherished gift from God...
Such is my life, that this young dog lives with us as well, another sweet and cherished gift from God (although not as sweet and cherished as the above mentioned young man)...
Such is my life, that the aforementioned dog should develop a nasty eye infection, the sight of which causes much "gack! somebody clean Cole's eye!!" from me;
that due to one illness after another in our family, no one's had time to get said dog to the vet; therefore, said eye infection is, while better, taking longer to clear up;
that aforementioned young man, after being exposed to the sight of the infection for far too long, thinks sticking his probiotic capsule in his eye to mimic said nasty-eyed dog is hysterically funny;
thereby causing everyone at the dinner table to fall over laughing; as do I, even though it's my job to teach the young men here that this is not ~ I repeat NOT ~ acceptable dinner-table conversation (snort! snort! where's the camera?)...
that due to one illness after another in our family, no one's had time to get said dog to the vet; therefore, said eye infection is, while better, taking longer to clear up;
that aforementioned young man, after being exposed to the sight of the infection for far too long, thinks sticking his probiotic capsule in his eye to mimic said nasty-eyed dog is hysterically funny;
thereby causing everyone at the dinner table to fall over laughing; as do I, even though it's my job to teach the young men here that this is not ~ I repeat NOT ~ acceptable dinner-table conversation (snort! snort! where's the camera?)...
Such is my life!
Maybe we've been stuck in the house too long?
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